challenge one

should you choose to accept--
we are looking for something-- anything-- that is 3-10 pages long. you may do this. if you don't that's just dandy. you are welcome to start them off the prompts. you are welcome to do whatever you dern well feel like. we are all nice people here. (down Aspen! DOWN!.. good girl)

prompts:
--my oh my she wasn't aware that was possible.
--the rabbid bunny rabbits were attacking and they had the juju man with them.
--"she's our version of jack-- go my little spider monkey go!"
"jack wasn't a spider monkey."
"...go my little spider monkey go!"
--some people were just cruel... a little "scare" on halloween was cool. but to put up a full sized card board cut out of paris hilton on your lawn-- that was just cruel. something had to be done.
--i have a burnin' need ta defile some graves here.
--"you take money for sex"
"yes"
"then you're a whore."
"i'm an opportunist."
--when i want your advice-- get me to a hospital as fast as possible.
--"where is that gas can? gaaas caan, gaaaass caaaan."
* meow*
"what the--? oh! that's where you went kitty. i thought i'd lost ya when we couldn't find you after we chnged the tires."
--tracy (a scene from her life)
(paraphrased)
--Five sheds and a mummified cat
(Also from Tracy, different story)
--"momma? what's that lady doing? it looks like she's... is that chuckles?"
"no silly your cat is safely at home. good lord what is she doing with your cat!? is that my toilet seat?"
--just channel tracy